Overheard At The Gym

At the gym the other day, the instructor of a fitness class put a pop song on the stereo to which we were about to do some kind of painful chest routine with the dumbells.

"This track is weird. I think it's European," said the instructor as she brandished her weights.

"How do you know?" Someone asked. "Well, I'm only guessing," said the instructor. "Because it's got five beats to the bar."